Friday Funny with a Flash and a Big Breath

You know what that means.

Yup! It’s FRIDAY!

…Go ahead and cheer. I know you want to ūüėČ

So, my week wasn’t quite as productive as I would’ve liked it to be on the writing front.¬†I had to take some time out of my regular scheduled programming to apply¬†for a substitute teaching license.¬†I wasn’t planning on doing this, but…

Okay, so long story short: My sister tried to convince me to apply for a teaching post in the Marketing Department at a local high school. For a few days, I seriously considered it. Then I realized teaching isn’t a job change. It’s a career change, and I’m not looking for a new career. I have one as a writer and a pursuer of full-time authorship.

I explained all of this to my sister and she completely understood. But she still urged me to apply for a substitute license, just in case I needed some extra cash or suddenly found myself without a job. I agreed and decided to go through the nitpicky application process.

Yeah,¬†that was¬†a blast. But, I’m glad I did it. It’s always nice to have some kind of cushion in case things fall apart unexpectedly.

¬†Another thing that stole some precious manuscript time this week was on the sillier side. As¬†most of you know, I’m an avid participant in¬†the NYC Midnight writing challenges. Tonight at midnight, the Flash Fiction Challenge kicks off.

To celebrate, one of my friends/fellow competitors decided to make a funny “Flash” themed video to post on the competition’s forum. It’s mostly a fun way to get writers¬†pumped up and excited for¬†the challenge,¬†and to create a sense of community.¬†A few days ago, my friend emailed me and asked if I’d like to contribute some silly/beautiful/clean “Flash”¬†type photos and videos.

Being the “Yes Girl” that I am, I said, “Sure! No problem.”

Yet, as I began taking photos, I realized something: I STINK at making come-hither eyes and sultry expressions and anything else of the sort. Worse, I kept bursting out laughing at myself, so most of my shots were useless.

After a solid¬†hour of trying and failing, I finally gave up and sent my friend what I had. Most of them were of me puckering,¬†trying¬†to look alluring (haha!),¬†and cringing at myself. Yeah, I’m awesome.


IMG_2566Go and laugh. It’s cool. I’m still laughing at myself.

Anyway, as I mentioned, tonight the Flash Fiction Challenge 2014 kicks off. At midnight, I’ll be assigned a genre, location, and object, and then I’ll have 48-hours to write a 1,000 word story.


To be honest,¬†I’m not sure how I’ll fair. My brain is¬†so wrapped up in my manuscript right now, I’m afraid I won’t be able to snap out of that story and jump into another. If I receive a difficult genre like¬†political satire, comedy, or–God forbid–romance, I might just curl¬†up and surrender…Okay, that’s a lie. I never surrender¬†without putting up some kind of fight.¬†I guess I’ll just cross my fingers and pray to God for the best. Of course, your positive vibes will be much appreciated too.

So, in honor of my terrible fear of writer’s block striking this weekend, here is today’s Friday Funny. Enjoy!

MjAxMy00NjI4MWVhZjgxMmNlMDM4How was your week?¬†Is anyone else participating in the NYC Midnight Flash Fiction Challenge? Let me know! We can cheer each other on ūüôā

Jen’s Weekly Roundup

In case you missed my posts from earlier this week, here you go!

Music Monday ‚Äď You Give Love A Bad Name ‚Äď Bon Jovi

One Year Blogiversary ‚Äď How My Blog Saved Me

Sympathy for a Good Villain

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